Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018

Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

Confinery

1: Used to describe a state of mental self-punishment that is similar to the realm of purgatory that church-going/catholic woman experience after getting wasted and breaking their oath of chastity, for the 2nd+ time.

2: The experience of remorse from getting drunk the night before and taking part in promiscuous activity while sitting in mass/church.

Person: "Girl, what's wrong?!"
Bad Girl: "I'm in confinery."
Person: "Say WHA?? You better hope you're not pregnant!."
Bad Girl: "I don't know. I just hope God forgives me the next time...I mean, this time..."

by The Drizzle, a.k.a. Money Man February 10, 2010

Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!

I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!

by milltools December 31, 2011

Conelicker

Summertime tourists wandering around town, ice cream cone in hand, complete and utter disregard for anything going on around them. Conelickers have a tendency to cross streets without looking both ways, as well as stopping, in the middle of crossing the street, to take pictures or marvel at scenery.

When driving through town during the summer, be mindful of the wandering conelickers.

by Shaunananananana August 6, 2018

Cornfuckery

/kôrnˈfəkərē/ noun. behavior that suspends belief that an individual, group, notion or act is acceptable by any contemporary standards. term rarely spoken to callout such behavior but often seen as countenance through gasps or raised eyebrows on those identifying such behavior. a parlance often written as two separate words but spoken as one. Previously posted on December 20, 2020 but unpublished by accident March 20, 2022

His cornfuckery perplexed her. Their collective cornfuckery pushed the goalposts of credibility. My cornfuckery painted me into a corner.

by lifeintheair March 20, 2022

Coinlicker

One who chases after money(specifically coins) in hopes of happiness

Jeanine was such a coinlicker, always chasing after men with flashy cars and big houses

by -QWERTYUIOP- May 29, 2022