conference wife

Your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.

Oh yeah I always stay in the same room with Kim, she's my conference wife...

by TheGentlemanBroker January 29, 2017

Press Conference

A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.

"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."

by J.Bot November 15, 2007

Conference Kissing

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.

They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.

by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008

Web conference

Used as a euphemism for playing with your Rabbit

Hey, where’s Georgia tonight? Oh that biatch? She’s on a web conference again. Gone through 5 packs of AA batteries this week!

by Phil McHorney February 24, 2020

conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call

You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.

by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011

conference buddies

Someone you have sex with when you see them at a conference.

It was great to bang my conference buddies last week in Vegas! Can’t wait to see my New Orleans conference buddies!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022

Conference Call

An open door meeting that takes place in the bath tub at a party. Typically, all members of a conference call are very intoxicated and just talk about life

“Bro are Dãvįd and Donald fucking in the bathroom?”

“No they’re having a conference call in the tub...wanna join?”

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019