condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010

Condomize

To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.

"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."

by Ricks Real February 9, 2013

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

convomitulations

Hurry! You are with the smelly guy!

Convomitulations you are dating a stinky guy!

by Jeeknee June 17, 2003

condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.

Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

Condorito

Riverside, Ca 2020. A man named Kenny Solano was nicknamed Condorito which is an alter-ego made present when time comes to stand up for self in face of adversity.... Against arch enemy Lerdo and his gay ass crew.

Condorito was funnier slicker stronger Cooler faster quicker Whittier better looking secure sexier fair generous revolutionary industrious creative socially involved leader musician rapper athletic rich rock star attitude role model caused influence and inspired the victim underdog population of the cancelled culture bullies whom would now down to defeat by just one of Condoritos antics. If I call you a nappy headed Lerdo ain't nothing to it Condorito made me do it

Condorito you make my posse want to explode

by kondorito August 17, 2020

condominium

what we've all thought of the first time we've ever read that one other word...

Bob: hey I gotta go wash my condo
Joe: no you don't, your condominium is clean already
Bob: you're so cute

by Rhombicosidodecahedron June 17, 2023