condonlences

The art of double-speak where an organization or individual expresses sorrow at the misfortune of a person or group which they have actively opposed, while simultaneously implying their own moral or political judgment on the party/ies

Radical anti-abortion groups issued condonlences over the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

by jerryjack June 2, 2009

condoleeza rice

The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.

Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties."
Friend: "At least you get anal."

by Sallys April 19, 2006

condoleeza

One who has sex with the president.

"She is a condoleeza!"

by loveshams July 2, 2005

condoleeza rice

Another word for shit.

The cat took a Condoleeza Rice on the floor.

by Octy May 26, 2008

Condolezza Rice

Dubya's slave whore. Commonly known as a nigger bitch.

Hey Condie, you missed a spot on your chin there and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Dubya Dick.

by R. Kemp February 12, 2005

Condoleezza Rice

High on the U.S government ladder as the National Security Advisor. Could possibly end up the first (Black) woman president if she tried, but can someone...

PLEASE find that desperate looking, gap-toothed bitch a man????????

by sexie chocolate October 30, 2004

Constable

Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.

The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.

by J.k.l January 25, 2010