Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003

compuliterate

Having the ability to understand and work a computer and the Internets but with a blatant disregard for the rules of grammar and spelling.

Joan is compuliterate because when she posts to the online forums she always uses the wrong "your" and "there" and substitutes "u" for "you" etc.

by sammycy April 15, 2011

Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.

My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.

by homograph March 23, 2020

Computerated

Computerated, To make assemble or produce something with a computurised device. Computerated is also a shortening of two words, Those words being Computer and Generated.
By using this word you are effectively making any given sentence shorter and eaiser to say.

Many movies have been computerated,
which is sad as actors are no longer needed for acting.

by Brakey January 27, 2009

computanese

the technical computer terms

Carl always be talkin that computanese, and we just dont understand!

by ijhb January 25, 2008

computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

computtered
computtering

She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.

by cebaby June 20, 2009

computadora

a computer that loves dora

dylan is a computadora!

by ps4isthebomb.com November 27, 2018