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Pleasure Leisure Companion

It'one of a kind. Better than friends with benefits, while not being in a commited relationship.
- How long have you been together?

- Together wtf?
- I though he is your bf.

- Ah no. He is my Pleasure Leisure Companion.
by darisha_231 March 20, 2021
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The Company

The phrase often used by operatives to refer to the CIA, for whom they work.
The Company needs to take charge of the war on terrorism and obliterate the enemy.
by John Foster December 19, 2005
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Battlefield Bad Company 2

Very likely the best team-based first-person shooter currently on the market.

Bad Company 2 incorporates highly destructible environments, four-man squads as part of the overall team (as in real warfare), and realistic effects such as bullets taking time to reach their targets due to distance and bullet drop due to gravity (which makes sniping a bit difficult, but more skillful and tactical than that retarded quickscoping nonsense).

Set in the near future with an array of modern weaponry to choose from, players have access to four "kits," which include: Assault, Medic, Engineer, and Recon.

With very large maps and the option to engage in vehicular combat, players cannot adhere to a single style of play, whether they like it or not. Despite this reality, players still like to use the Medic kit because you don't have to reload as often with an LMG; and they still use the Recon kit because sniping doesn't require too much effort on their part.
Person 1: Hey! Do ya wanna play some MW2?

Person 2: Modern Warfail 2? Pssh! I'm gonna go play Battlefield Bad Company 2 where you need skill and teamwork in order to win.

Person 1: LOLWTFZOMGBBQ!?!!? CAMPERBITCHFUCKFACECAMPERHAXSIMPLEFACTCAMPERCAMPERCAMPERNOOBSCRUBALICOUSASDFASDFASDFASSDFASDFASDF
by Mach Twain July 10, 2011
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Weighted Companion Cube

The most beloved "character" in the Valve game Portal, it is considered a character in most tenses of the word due to its helpfulness and aura of friendliness, though it does not talk, and thus cannot threaten to stab you.

The Companion Cube is only used in one level of the game, but it leaves a lasting memory and somewhat of a motive for the main character to "kill" GLaDOS, the antagonist of the game.

The main character, however, does not seem to have as much of a link or heart felt connection as does most other test subjects of the Apeture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. This is shown by graphetti drawings on the walls in a hidden room within the level of the Companion Cube. At the end of the level, the main character is forced to euthanize the Companion Cube in a pit of fiery liquid metal. After which GLaDOS congratulates the main character and comments that she is the quickest of all test subjects to euthanize the Companion Cube.

At the end of Portal, the main character finally receives the cake in a brief party in which the Companion Cube is invited and surprisingly shows up.

The Companion Cube is your very best friend in the world, is male, cannot talk (though in the event that it does, Apeture Science strongly disregards listening to any of his suggestions), and is covered in hearts.
The Weighted Companion Cube would never hurt me.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
by Xivili October 26, 2009
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company time

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?
by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
by Skyzza November 13, 2011
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company slut

a woman at a company who sleeps with her superiors or coworkers, often just for sexual pleasure and sometimes to advance herself. they can be identified by their less than professional appearance and slutty demeanor.
Bob: hey, did you know that girl Misty has been fucked by every manager in our division?
Tom: yeah, she's the company slut.
by klandin August 13, 2014
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