Oversize commodity relocation technician

trucker who hauls shit you can't. Generally hard as fuck. Doesn't give a shit about how mad you are at them for making you 30 seconds late for your meeting

Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!

by pugsley89 September 14, 2019

Auntie Commotion

Female Misogynist. Hates her own gender, similar to Uncle Ruckus for black people. Thinks Men are ordained by God to rule over Women. Believes all women should stay in the kitchen and let Men run everything, hold every job, and especially control female reproductive organs. Almost always identifies as a Christian Republican.

Aw shit, Auntie Commotion's on TV again talking about how the female brain isn't suited to leadership roles

by BONDAGE KITTY July 11, 2022

Commonism

J. Edgar Hoover's pronunciation of communism.

"Senator, I think that commonism is as serious a menace to the United States as it ever was if not more so."

by Oscar MacGorden January 26, 2012

commotional

A word to describe the feeling one has when surrounded by commotion.

I left that bar because it was so crowded and noisy, I felt commotional.

by Snovas February 20, 2009

commodity fund

(FINANCE) a mutual fund that trades in commodities or commodity derivatives. This can include commodity index funds.

Usually a commodity fund makes its returns by trading derivatives rather than the underlying commodity.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

commotion in the ocean

sex on a waterbed

"oh man there was a real commotion in the ocean last night with me and mindy."

by tubetess December 12, 2017