comicide

death by comedy

comicide is the act of someone laughing to death

by Shazmafat October 8, 2008

commode

short for 'commotion', as in "what's the commotion?". Used by hipster snobs to unnecessarily confuse ordinary discourse, often with intent to elicit an air of superiority.

Hey Chun Li, what's the commode?

"what? i don't know what you mean."

what's the commotion?

"Oh, Glen Fry is here, that's his entourage."

by MattB55 April 2, 2008

commercide

Death by careless, frenzied or cut-throat commercial activity.

The village of Riverside fell on hard times after a
Walmart opened nearby. Small shops laid off employees
and some stores went out of business. "We were helpless
to halt the commercide," said mayor Al Kravolek.

by Steve Hoglund July 21, 2007

the commodes

fantastic punk band outta colorado

the commodes are the best, i poop my pants everytime i hear them

by Adam Bostick November 7, 2004

cockocide

The systematic and planned extermination of an entire giant cock

BME pain Olympics is a cockocide.

by Chaz Rhinehold February 24, 2008

compucide

Social Networking Site Profile Homicide by cookie/password exploit.

"Did you hear Bill's myspace and facebook got pwnd and now has gay midget porn? It was total compucide !"

by SQL March 28, 2009

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010