commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Sidewalk commentary

The act of dishing or commenting on observations made about people, places, and things seen in every day life..Not to be confused with gossip.

We were making sidewalk commentary about her boob job..

by Polodad March 14, 2010

Pop Commentary

Pop commentary is a form of YouTube commentary, it isn’t considered “real commentary” they don’t get into drama they don’t swear and will apologize for a joke they made years ago. Also known as “Vine Commentary”

Guy 1 “Man pop commentary sucks”
Guy 2 “what even is pop commentary”

Guy 1 “guys like Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Connor, Eddie Burback, and Scott Cramer etc”
Guy 2 “yeah they suck, EmpLemon for life!”

by Guitar lover May 15, 2021

Divina commedia

The most important poem in Italians history, but yo, fuck off

You're so tedious, you seem the Divina commedia

by ItalianBoy-fuckoff December 16, 2021

Commentalist

A constant commentary of all things minor, unnecessary and irrelevant, derived from an obsessive need to comment on everything with no particular purpose or outcome.

“That’s a talking point”: said the Commentalist, after no particular topic of conversation.

by RMB78 November 23, 2017

Commentation

The act of conversing through comments on MySpace, facebook, or any other networking website.

Dude she sent me a comment so i sent her one, and then it was one after the other, it turned into a commentation!

by Shawn, Megofna, Tam, Duong May 28, 2008

commendate

Another word for thank you; approval; or appreciative

" I would like to commendate ya'll for coming to this intervention even though we are alll going to have a couple of drinks afterwards..." said Berry.

Jerry wants to commedate you for bringing that stuff over to the party.

by jeffersonson May 15, 2019