Common Sense Media

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.

Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you

by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

Commander Lexa

Boss Ass Bitch Perfection

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

by commanderofyourheart March 28, 2015

Comment of 1/6/23

Ace’s comment on 1/6/23

H: Dayum she dummy thicc
I: It’s the comment of 1/6/23
J: ?
I: Ace’s comment on J’s page (Not you of course)
J: *visible confusion*

by Ace the simp March 4, 2023

Commanties

It is the female version of Going Commando Or A woman who is not wearing underwear.

Susie doesn't have any panty lines. she must be going commanties.

by Weinerdog68/DGeorge January 19, 2013

Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die

You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room

by Danovan September 8, 2020

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.

You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

by spagoogle March 28, 2018

Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014