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present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.
Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.
by arkanciscan October 6, 2011
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Battlefield Bad Company 2

The next generation of the Battlefield serious, rumored to be the final stage before the mysterious Battlefield 3 is announced.

Bad Company 2 features the new Frostbite 2.0 allowing for even more destructible environments, meaning no longer can you take down a full wall by one grenade, only a small hole is opened up.

Bad Company 2 is also the first M rated game in the Battlefield serious, due to the language and blood.

It's also the first Frostbite game that will be available for PC. A beta of it is released on November 19th, but for Playstation 3 only, meaning the forums were flooded with whining Xbox 360 players. The PC beta also comes out sometime in December.

The game is scheduled to be released on March 2nd, 2009.
by Da Milkman November 14, 2009
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record company puppet

noun: A singer who is simply a pretty face(s) to sell records for big music company. All songs are written and performed by session bands while they simply sing over the top.

The plural refers to bands rather than solo singers.
"Busted rock!"
"You're fucking joking right? They're total record company puppets."

"50 Cent is blingin' innit!"
"Come on... You can see strings in his photos."
by Easty December 27, 2004
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Company Whore

A Company Whore is a different breed of company man. This individual:

1 - Preaches company policies.
2 - Surrounding him/herself with company trinkets (purchased with their own money).
3 - Wears company logo apparel 95% of the time (also purchased out of their pocket).
4 - Will do what is necessary to satisfy the nut sack of his/her supervisor.
5 - Will allow the company to ruin his relationship(s) to advance to the next level.
6 - Will have company literature at home (on coffee table) for his/her reading pleasure.
Hey, guys have you seen the new company apparel catalog? No, TJ we have not. I can't wait to order from it because some of my shirts are starting to fade. Hey, TJ don't forget to buy yourself some company g-strings you "Company Whore"!
by Back-Breaker May 17, 2006
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Company Man

Someone who places their career above all other things, often at the cost of fun, friends, and human interaction. Often displays sycophantic behavior to earn favor from their superiors, similar to a "kiss ass" or "brown noser".
Poor Ryan, his girlfriend of 6 years dumped him because he never spent time with her. He was always at work. What a sad, sad, company man.
by fred_morales September 2, 2009
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company bicycle

A female at work who has provided sexual attention to many of her male co-workers.
At Amazon Rasan and many others have screwed the company bicycle Nicole.
by John Daily April 15, 2008
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Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003
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