Comast

When both you and your homie wake up together in the same bed with morning wood

Person 1: Yo, me and my homie just woke up comasting!
Person 2: Man, my homie and I were only half-masting.

by superbuckles October 19, 2020

classroom coma

When you wake up and feel energized but as soon as you enter the classroom, a wave of exhaustion comes over you & have trouble staying awake for the duration of class. Amazingly, once you leave the vile classroom atmosphere, you suddenly become energized & ready to conquer the world!

As soon as I entered class, I had trouble staying awake and fell into a classroom coma!

by Demi K August 29, 2010

sack coma

Passing out due to the sight of blood when trimming your balls with a razor.

Tried to trim my balls for my lady and wound up in a sack coma.

by PK27 May 3, 2016

Mr. Comatose

Nickname given to Castiel an Angel of the Lord, by Dean Humanity Winchester. A nickname given to a typically awkward and reserved person who is ironically very strong and serious.

Can be used as a nickname for a buddy, that deep down you want to be your fuck buddy.

"Team Free Will: one ex-blood junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over here."

by The Speaker Of Truth And Gays October 14, 2017

Christian Coma

More commenly known as CC he is the drummer in Black Veil Brides. Although no one ever seems to think he's a good guy he's actually one of the funniest guys in the band, also his accent tends to amuse english people.

He replaced Sandra Alvarenga for the second album, sometimes he gets bad mouth because he's done something or said something that offends someone, but he's really a good guy.

not-so-true fan; Oh my god! The drummer, whatshisname, just threw his drumstick at Ashley! The Bastard!

Real fan; It was an accident you idiot, and his name is CC...now get out of my sight.

Real fan1; Yeah I heard Sandra left, who replaced her again...

Real fan2; Christian Coma remember!

Fake-fan; Oh the one who looks like a pidgeon!

real fan 1&2; ...not funny.

by Dinosaurs-eat-chicken-nuggets December 1, 2011

turkey coma

The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance.

Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.

He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2009

comanionship

Time that men spend together doing manly things. Drinking beer, looking at women, playing xbox.

Jay and I are going to meet up for some comanionship later. I have a 2-4 and he has halo 3 on his Xbox 360.

by LouieDG May 7, 2008