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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

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Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.
by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018
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comatosisitiss

The disease of wanting to stalk and rape anyone with the name Haley.
Man, I couldn't help but follow Haley home last night..I had a bad case of comatosisitiss.
by thebee1010 September 9, 2010
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comtastrophe

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.
by BlindRef February 5, 2014
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Comatosol

The act of wanting to be in a Coma. Basically it’s when you decide that u would rather be in a state of prolonged unconsciousness (be in a coma) than live out your life. Because you don’t want to die so your not suicidal but you want a nice break from life so your comatosol.
My one friend keeps saying that she wants to give up. She insists that she doesn’t want to die and that she just wants life to pause for a second. I think she may be comatosol.
by Becky,yo.lu March 5, 2021
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Comatosol

The act of wanting to be in a Coma. Basically it’s when you decide that u would rather be in a state of prolonged unconsciousness (be in a coma) than live out your life. Because you don’t want to die so your not suicidal but you want a nice break from life so your comatosol.
My one friend keeps saying that she wants to give up. She insists that she doesn’t want to die and that she just wants life to pause for a second. I think she may be comatosol.
by Becky,yo.lu March 5, 2021
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CombatMaster

Combat Master is an online Multiplayer FPS game that was shut down due to copyright lawsuits filed by Call of Duty Mobile developers. The game was shut down first on the Play Store before the App Store. Apple's App Store gave the Developers of Combat Master a chance to change the game UI so it wouldn't be shut down but it was too late. To those who still have the game installed on their phones can still play the game. The game was developed by Alfa Bravo. Fun Fact! Combat Master is better than Call of Duty Mobile for the Following reasons:
- Better weapon inspect animations
- Gameplay
- More fun
- Graphics
- Simply better
Who wants to play CombatMaster with me?

CombatMaster is better than Call of Duty Mobile.
by Hyunism <3 November 23, 2021
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Comatoes

The feeling when your foot or toes fall asleep from being deprived of the flow of blood from usually accidental pressure. Or Maybe diabetes who knows. e.g. Lighthearted term
-wakes up- "Whoa my foot's asleep, actually it's like pins in needles in my toes and it kinda tickles" -Friend-"Nah man you got 'comatoes'!"
by MrKendall December 5, 2021
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