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Mur-bah Colts

the team of the future consisting of world class NRL players and training facilities

the colts are the news team in town
man I wish I played for the Mur-bah Colts
by yeet me June 20, 2021
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Indianapolis Colts

Perhaps the largest collective group of underachievers and whiners in the history of professional sports. Their starting quarterback - Peyton Manning - routinely racks up huge numbers, loses to the World Champion New England Patriots, and cries and pouts during and after a loss. They have yet to win a meaningful game, even though the NFL changes the rules to benefit their already potent passing game. Peyton will break every passing record in existence, end up in Canton, and have no rings to show for it. See Dan Marino.
Wow! The Indianapolis Colts dropped 42 pts on the Patriots today and still lost by a touchdown!
by World Champions October 5, 2005
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indianapolis colts

all offense + no defense = early exit from the playoffs
Manning and Harrison are awesome, but the Colt's defense sucks!
by Say What? March 23, 2004
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Indianapolis Colts

the crappiest team with the most over rated QB in the NFL. usually liked by people who have disabilites and/or homosexual. typical fans usually have intercourse with their sisters.
"dude did you see the Indianapolis Colts game?"
"yea, omg they lost to the raiders!"
by Reece Grahm November 2, 2009
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The Colts

An NFL Team that plays good during the season, then chokes in the Playoffs. Owned and Operated by the Patriots.
Manning broke Single Season Touchdown Records in 2004 with 49 TD's. But threw Zero against the Pats.. And Lost.
by natej January 21, 2005
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Indianapolis Colts

a team in the nfl. they are in the afc. they originated from baltimore, being called the baltimore colts until 1983.
by Fahot December 13, 2008
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Indianapolis Colts

A group of football players who, although they may seem like a good team, will choke in the end. (Their fans like to think they're better than everyone else, but really Manning is Brady's bitch)
Joe: "Man, these guys are good, I dunno if we can beat 'em..."
Bob: "Nah man, don't worry, they're just a bunch of Indianapolis Colts."
by suckitcolts91 April 29, 2010
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