Color Guard

A group of girls who are often to fugly to make the cheerleading squad.

Those girls will never make cheerleading, they are in the color guard unit for sure.

Color Guard by White_sox November 13, 2005

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Color Guard

The group of girls(sometimes boys) that were either not popular enough, not skinny enough, not limber enough, or not bitchy enough for cheer leading. Often seen as the bands add-on, the color guard is either terribly bad and thinks their hotter than the forth of July, or so good that they can only think about becoming better. (These ones usually have more than three guard captains/coaches and are either college or professional color guards)

Hey did you see the color guard at our performance last night?

What's that?

Their the chicks that throw guns around durring the show.

Oh...yeah, they kinda sucked...

Color Guard by Marsh-Mellon September 15, 2009

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color guard

a large group of fat ass teenage girls that were too ugly to make the cheer squad and too fat to make the dance team. so instead they are in color guard where they wave flags around at half time and cause the entire male student body to vomit profusely. commonly referred to as the dogs, boys bark and ruff when they perform when they aren't vomiting.

Ew! the color guard is so disgusting!

they've released the dogs! (implying that they are about to perform)

nasty! the color guard just passed by!

color guard by Seymoure Asse March 25, 2011