when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023
Get the cooning around mug.when a man (not a jew) pulls his foreskin over an unsuspecting persons nose...works well when tea bagging is in consideration aswell...there u go guys!!!
by Ben Alsbury November 2, 2007
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1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.
2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill
2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill
by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008
Get the cooning out mug.When a person gets so high/ drunk that they drift to another dimension. Most cases of "cooning" involve one person in the alternate dimension and a group of others trying to control said person. On rare occasions the "coon" needs medical attention, but more times than not, this is not the case.
"Last night I was at Landin's house smoking and Justin started Cooning/Coon all over the place. We tried to calm him down, but his mom came and got him anyway.".
"The more and more we smoked, we slowly started to see him start to Cooning/Coon, it was a disaster."
"The more and more we smoked, we slowly started to see him start to Cooning/Coon, it was a disaster."
by I'm Cooning right now! October 15, 2011
Get the Cooning/Coon mug.The act of committing coupon fraud with out actually saying you are.
Example 1: Useing a gain laundry detergent coupon on Gain dish liquid.
Example 2: The main practice for coupon groups such as couponing at dollar general too! and all the too! groups.
Example 3: They way of couponing that www.whatsyourdeal.com promotes as legit couponing.
Example 1: Useing a gain laundry detergent coupon on Gain dish liquid.
Example 2: The main practice for coupon groups such as couponing at dollar general too! and all the too! groups.
Example 3: They way of couponing that www.whatsyourdeal.com promotes as legit couponing.
I'm going to use a gain laundry detergent coupon on gain dish liquid because it's balanced couponing even though it's not for the dish liquid.
by CouponPolicyPolice February 18, 2017
Get the Balanced Couponing mug.The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.
by ShyGuydj June 14, 2011
Get the Cooning mug.1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)
2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.
3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.
2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.
3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.
OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.
what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.
if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep
what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.
if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep
by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008
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