cocoa canyon

rectum

"botty bandits enjoy the odd trip up the old cocoa canyon"

by Spycho August 6, 2003

Cocoa Beach

Town on the beach in Florida. Usually pretty hot. A prettty good amount of bums in huge jackets at a trolley stop every day. Not much to do here besides walk around. Kelly Slater, world famous surfer was born here. Most kids and adults smoke weed or drink. Lots of drama, crazy and fun people love it here. Amazing surfing spot on some days. Has an A high school somehow with lots of wiggers and druggies. Trashy stores, trolley stops, the beach, islands, parks, and any party is the usual hangout. Or people just sit outside their houses and laugh at stupid stuff. Not bad of a town, though. Not much crime, pretty carefree, most kids are usually at someone's house or a mall. Nice surf shops, though. Lots of hot surfer guys. Also lots of washed up drunks and cheap bars. All guys obsess over their bikes or phones and all girls obsess over.. everything. Amazing town.

"let's go walk around"
"isn't it late?"
"who cares we're in cocoa beach."

by ilovecocoabeach November 27, 2011

cocoa puff

a joint of pot with cocaine in the center

Roll me a cocoa puff, I just score some coke (i.e. cocaine).

by rocky August 7, 2003

cocoa fever

another term for "brown fever"; the equivalent of "jungle fever," except instead of being obsessed with those of black descent, it refers to one who is obsessed with those of Latin/Hispanic descent

A: Look at dat brown bitch over there
B: You just got a bad case of cocoa fever goin on right now, dawg
A: Like they say, brown is beautiful...

by B.U.D. March 22, 2009

wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019

cocoa pops

a group of maoris in a swimming pool

hey look what is that

its just cocoa pops

by Dieshithole July 25, 2009

Gentleman's Cocoa

According to a skipper Rossage (a self confessed ladies man with a penchant for young ladies and quiche) on a recent Hen Party on a yacht in the Isle of Wight a "Gentleman's Cocoa" is slang for a male masturbation.

Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"

by Darcy2878 July 16, 2009