cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".

Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.

by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008

Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him

I love giving Cocktopuses

by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010

Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.

"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"

by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017

Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.

oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!

by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019

Cactopussy

When a girl has a hairy vagina, and it is in the between stage where the hair is very prickly. A catopussy shares many characteristics with both the cactus and the pussy (a slang term for vagina), hence the name cactopussy.

I was going to hook up with that girl, but then i realized that she had a cactopussy.

Damn, that girl has one nasty cactopussy.

by joshfromnewyork March 8, 2010

cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....

1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away

by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010

cockpussypenis

Nigger i hate that big dumb nigger hes stealing our cotton again jayton whip his ass again if you might!!

fucking coon get back here!!

get that nigga cockpussypenis ass back here coonslave

by cockandpenisballs August 30, 2022