Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.

kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH

by Rloger April 17, 2010

Cocktache

1 - The use of a penis as a fake moustache

2 - The arrangement of semen as a fake moustache

3 - An arrangement of pubic hair

He found it difficult to preen his Hitler cocktache

by DKwordsworth August 9, 2010

cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.

That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.

by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011

Cockstocker

A man who creeps around the men's room looking for cock.

Man this place is full of cockstockers but he is the creepiest one I've ever seen.

by Voniter September 22, 2016

cockroaches

cockroachman A kind of people that will always exist somehow to get under your skin. They keep coming back the same as last time you took high roads or low blows. cockcroachesmay cause problems we find ourselves solving again and again which has no soltuion. It is a past you cant simply move on from, because like thanos said,"dread it,run from it, cockroachman never dies.

fuck cockroachman, he's motherfucking pissing me fuck im pissed to the tits! cockroaches!!

by cockroachboy June 19, 2020

Cockroaches

They can crawl in your penis hole thus giving their name cockroaches.

Friend: Last night I felt something strange down below.

Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.

by Nintendough February 25, 2022