Carbon cockprint

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011

cockringing

when a chick takes ya cocok in two hands and wrings out the last drop of fat

last night i pulled a ho that was tops at cockringing she darined me dry

by lolipop June 18, 2006

cocksurfing

Woman on top, e.g. cowgirl, multiple times within a short period of time. Similar to surfing, in that it can involve many rides of one wave, or websurfing in that the riding may involve different waves.

"I brought him home friday, and then spent all evening cocksurfing"

by -Arctother May 17, 2013

cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 3, 2004

cockstronge

when a guys talk game is winning the women over!

My game is cockstronge to these dames!

by iam OsoMaRvElOuS June 5, 2016

Neil cockstrong

When a man puts on a condom making sure as much air is contained as possible then proceeds to enter a body of water and have intercourse

You see those bubbles coming from that couple over there? Yeah that's Neil cockstrong

by Forest of steel May 15, 2022

cockstridge

When you insert your cock into the ground just like an ostridge for business OR pleasure.

Lamo: Mitch, why'd you pull a cockstridge?!

Mitch: Cause i like to hang loose!

by emgleich July 27, 2008