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Cocksman

A male that is a user of women. Simular to a gigolo but does not neccesarily rely on a monetary goal. For no other reason than conquests of women closely surrounding this persons life are his driving force.
That John gets all the women in the office. What a Cocksman!
by TOMMY L September 30, 2006
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Cocksman

A man's man. One who is simultaneously rugged, sophisticated, and well-versed in the art of conversation.

A cocksman often is found to be dressed impressively, typically has facial hair, but never a man bun or a hipster.
Steve, you are an elite-level cocksman.
by V5000 April 22, 2017
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Cock spank

to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.
by CoCoa May 13, 2005
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cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
by Lorindel February 6, 2010
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cocksmacked

damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to take your balls back and cocksmack that bitch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is cocksmacked, you dont see him asking permission.
by runn141 May 17, 2009
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Cockstacking

A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.
Hey guys I have a great idea! Let's do some cockstacking and see how high we get!
by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011
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cocksaki

The ancient japanese art of beating off an army of cocks the way a samurai beats off an army of men.
Pronounced: cock-sah-kee
1.) Wow! Sara must be trained in the art of cocksaki. She has blown every guy on the football team.

2.) John is a true samurai. He has a black belt in cocksaki. Last I heard he was going to change his apartment into a dojo for the dong.
by Chris from 303 January 19, 2009
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