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cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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cocksuckehr

a different rendition of the word cocksucker, pronounced by a french person.
god damn you cocksuckehr, i 'ave a problem speaking le english
by crego November 14, 2003
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Cockstoned

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer
by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006
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Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
by Merchant August 30, 2005
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cockmonkey

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.
Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003
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cocksmoker

A person who likes to use a cock as a cigarette.
Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."
by Robby H. November 21, 2004
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cocksmooch

1. One who partakes in the act of smooching cock.

2. Term used to define someone sort of being a cocksucker.
"Damn Bob is being a real cocksmooch today, the way he sucks up to the boss."
by Beavis H Christ April 25, 2003
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