Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

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Cockfest

Where a group of Cumbrian farmers unwittingly abbreviate their town name to creat a festival that only lasts one year.

I one went to a festival in Cumbria it was called cockfest, it never happened again.

by Oxford dictionary June 26, 2020

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cockinstall

When one installs their penis into their FreeBSD machine's floppy, CD-ROM/-RW, DVD-ROM/-RW drive in order to receive pleasure. In some cases, this may cause damage to one's machine.

I "cockinstall"ed The GIMP twice last night. Hoo-FUCKING-rah for me.

by HoBnOb December 8, 2002

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cocknessmonster

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.

Susie: I was with jayquan last night and his penis was huge
Mary: I'm sure it was, but I don't think anything compares to Matt's cocknessmonster

by Glocknessmonsta October 3, 2011

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online cockfest

when you check who's online and there are only guys online

Scott: Hey, whats up Tanner what you doing?
Tanner: I'm on Myspace
Scott: Oh cool, hey check who's online
Tanner: Ok
Scott: Dude it's an online cockfest!

by ChivaMex408 June 27, 2009

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