cocktard

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

by snippette May 14, 2011

Cockard

n. a cocky bastard

I wish that cockard would shut up!

by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

Cockward

1. An akward situation involving a cock.

"What he just said was totally cockward."

by Ironman211 February 7, 2009

cocknado

Cocknado - a revolving train of sexual intercourse.

Josh s. Took a cocknado last night.

Really? I heard he likes it from all directions.

by fallout1 August 31, 2016

cockward

An awkward sexual advance that you originally thought would go over smoother.

we were getting along great untill i said "we should go watch a movie at my place" then things got cockward.

by thunderone July 10, 2010

cockward

anything awkward having to do with cock (sex, cockblocking, guys defending territory, etc)

"did you see that guy trying to get with his best friend's ex? yeah, that was so cockward."

by carleeta November 17, 2006

cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009