cockinblock

A medieval guillotine used to punish men for crimes. Commonly referred to as "the penis clever" and "the chop-a-cock"

Man 1: "I heard ethan was getting sent to the cockinblock"
Man 2: "May god have mercy on his soul."

by tj123 August 20, 2013

Cockycock

A male whose excessive arrogance is the result of an enormous penis.

Linda: Why is Harry so conceited? I mean, he acts like he's better than everyone else.
Tiffany: Harry's ex told me that he has a 10 incher in his pants.
Linda: Oh, so that explains it. Harry's a cockycock!

by wiseagle101 April 4, 2015

speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006

Cockicorn

Like a Unicorn except instead of a horn their is an erect cock growing from its forehead.

Dan Tucker: Fuck you, you gigantic Cockicorn!

by HalfsaleNotice December 23, 2009

cocky

Thinking too highly of yourself. *Its ok to be cocky if you're the shiznit, though.*

George is really cocky, but it's okay because he's hot and he is the shiznit!

by Aleu April 26, 2003

Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.

Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.

by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011

Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

by lawnman7 July 18, 2012