cockamouth

the act of putting a cock in one's mouth

derived from an IT department somewhere in westchester, inspired by one of marilyn manson's song. Make sure you emphisize cock when you say it. The era of cockamouth has begun! don't say blowjob, thats so old school!!\

Just say, I LOVE COCKAMOUTH!!!!!\

greg loves to get cockamouth all day!!

I put MY COCK in YOUR mouth!

by sebastian & park August 19, 2007

Cockhammer

Usually a penis that can drive into people or objects with as much force as a hammer. It can be used in multiple ways like the word fuck, and is more cool when you type it in all caps.

That guy is a real Cockhammer in bed

This lecture is such a Cockhammer

John "COCKHAMMER" Smith gets so many women, to bad they are all dwarfs.

by Upthemeds October 30, 2009

cockhat

An asshat of epic proportions.

Robert Evans is a cockhat.

by bryan December 15, 2003

Cockamoomoo

Covering your balls in maple syrup and sprinkles while wearing a leopard-print tie and laying on your sister's bed in the background while shes taking myspace pictures.

"Aha Tabatha, nice picture but your brother is pulling a cockamoomoo!"

"Dude, go to my sister's myspace. You'll see my cockamoomoo glory."

by Mr. Fuji January 4, 2010

[Cockdamn]

A less religious, and less offensive, term for Goddamn. Believed to be from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Kiss my Cockdamn ass.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

cockamatized

cockamatized to have one under hypnosis from sexual contact with ones cock.

ive got that girl cockamatized. she will do any thing.

by the cockamatizer January 26, 2017

Cockwamble

A funny insult, when someone’s annoying you but u don’t wanna be too harsh

“Keegan stop acting like a cockwamble”

by 1TS M3 July 13, 2020