cockgobbler

Someone who gobbles mad cock and will never stop givin that slop bop top.

hey kaiden b, " i heard your grandmas a sexy gilf cockgobbler!" you should invite her over sometime(;

by fucklord69 April 12, 2019

Cockgobbler

A vast army of gender confused white privileged LARPers, living in their mother's basement while attending college from the ages of 16 to 32 under the illusion that they are the frontline fighting off fascist Nazis in a world where Communism is good.

Traits of Cockgobbler LARPers include:
- Potbellied
- Hunchbacked
- Man Buns
- Skinny Jeans
- Hipster beards
- Black hoods and masks
- Gender confusion
- Gender fluid is their beverage of choice
- Vegan
- Avid fortnight and D&D player
- Generally privileged of white ethnicities
- Drive a Prius or Volkswagen
- effeminate (If male....including gynecomastia, low T and are cucks)
- Feminists Domineering types (If female)
- The wearing of pussy hats
- Practice of witchcraft
- Frequent temper tantrums and stomping
- General misunderstanding of the words socialism, fascist and Nazi
- Believe Hitler actually wasn't a Socialist
- Insist on using MSNBC, CNN, Snopes and Politifact for all sources of information
- Hold open hostilities towards anyone NON COMMUNIST
- Insist Socialism has never been done right
- Regularly physically assault elderly, small women, weak and occasionally gay males.

- Major proponents of infanticide
- Hatred for the United States and all that is good
- Also go under the alias of Antifa, snowflake commie bastards and Democrat

Going downtown to blow a load into a few of those cockgobblers down there protesting the American Flag. I'll be back when I'm done getting my cock gobbled.

by The guy who bones Tony's mom July 2, 2019

Cockwobberler

A person who takes WAY more cock then they should

Oi, you are a cockwobberler

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

Cockgobbler

Someone who practises oral sex on men

Friend one “ hey mate did you hear about Gareth he come out as gay recently “
Friend 2 “oh so he’s a COCKGOBBLER now?”
Friend 2 “why yes he is my good friend “
Gareth”imma go cockgobbling tonight 😊”

by Yamumsminge February 16, 2022

cockgobbler

I like gobbling cock

cockgobbler

by The Cockgobbler April 29, 2022

cockflubber

cockflubbers is the virtual office (slack) HR approved joyful fun SYNONYM to cocksuckers

Those fucking deadbolt cockflubbers jiffed our qnap again!

by asfdasdfasdfFASD May 2, 2022

cockgobbler

someone who's appetite only consists of peen and dong

fuckin Susie bro shes such a cockgobbler

by ginger hunter99 June 2, 2022