Crackcident

When you crack a cold one and accidentally crack 8 more

I went to crack a cold one, then had a crackcident and finished the whole case!

by Shiftybusiness September 26, 2018

Coincidentally ironic

When some is a coincidence but it is also ironic

When you work at a knife factor but you forget to take one for yourself to use for a party. This would be deemed coincidentally ironic.

by ser240 January 3, 2021

Coincidental Race Theory

a theory that racism doesn’t exist and it’s all just a big coincidence that minoritized peoples have ended up where they are in Western societies, particularly the US; often espoused by people who are defensively insistent not only that they are not racist, but that there is no way they could possibly BE racist.

Forget what they learning in school, this prejudice moron must have learned more about Coincidental Race Theory from his own ignorant parents.

by Shogunn2517 July 6, 2021

Cockfidence

Being proud you have a big wiener.

Ay man have some cockfidence!

by X@ND3R July 9, 2021

caccident

an idiot who just wrote a bad sex joke abt a cucumber you held a bit weirdly

"It was an caccident" "accident!*"
"No, Pine. YOU were the caccident AND accident."

by PineHater69 July 12, 2022

cockliment

The act of complimenting one's penis. Especially useful when your buddy is a virgin, so he has never received one from the opposite gender.

- Hey Adam, I saw your cock while pissing in the public toilet, it's not too shabby!
- Thanks fort the cockliment, I really wanted to hear that from someone.

by BlackerThanRed September 29, 2022

Cockfidence

The confidence one has in ones own cock. Particularly when approaching a urinal

Matt “Only the middle urinal is available”

Sam: “don’t worry! I have the cockfidence to use it”

Matt: “wow, you’re so cockfident!”

by Hot legend 69 April 20, 2024