confazzled

This is a noun...

it is the combination of bedazzled and confuzzled.

Literally mean being so forcefully impressed that confusion stirs up!

for girls: watching your boyfriend get a 1080 no scope quad headshot with no stopping power or steady aim in call of duty, thats the meaning of confazzled.

Boyfriend: HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A 1080 NO SCOPE QUAD HEADSHOT WITH NO STOPPING POWER OR STEADY AIM IN SEARCH ON SHOWDOWN!
Girlfriend: Im so confazzled babe... :DD
Boyfriend: We're done
Girlfriend: fml...

Tom white kid: Yo! I just got an F on a math test! My mom is so proud!
Buk Lau: Hory Shiet, u clazy bic boiii, if i geta F, my bic brack daddy buy me fry chikun and my asian matha gonna kill me bic boiiii.
Tom white kid: WTF? im so confazzled

by bicboiiiiiiii August 31, 2011

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cockamole

An insult making no sense nor having any particular meaning.

What a cockamole.

by Aoe November 17, 2003

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Cockpuzzler

A woman who looks like they may actually have a cock but you can't really tell

Guy 1: "I think Eddie might be a cockpuzzler, I'm pretty sure there's a bulge"

Guy 2: "Well she looks like a girl so idk"

by corcor64 February 24, 2021

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confazzled

Baffled to the highest extent of physics.

GAH! I'm confazzled.

by Super Pie March 31, 2004

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Cockable

A girl who isn't really beautiful, but, actually you'd like to have sex with her gladly.

What do you think about Anna? Oh, not so pretty, but if i find her on the floor after two long island...i'll f**k her smoothly. She's cockable.
Look over there! Have you seen Anna? Yep, tonight she's cockable with that shorts.

by OrniCento November 24, 2016

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