Cockpatter

A male airport employee, TSA or equivalent that does body frisks patting mens genitalia to find hidden drugs or prohibited weapons.

Anthony: "Did you hear Tim got a job at the airport doing security as a Cockpatter" ?

Scott: "Thays a perfect job for him he loves to fondle male genitals" !

by BigDollopsofGollop June 26, 2022

cockster

A man or a woman who acts exceedingly cocky for an unnecessary or unworthy reason. Although it is meant to be slightly insulting, it is more of a jesting comment.

Typically occurs during intense, alcohol based games such as beer pong.

Frat boy: "hell yeah I just made a cup in pong! I am so fucking awesome, no one's got shit on me...this game is already over."

Bystander: "...lol, what a cockster..."

by jessly424 November 27, 2011

Cocktaker 3000

Someone who cops penis in and around the mouth 24/7.

Hamish: Yo Adam you beast

Adam: Not now you cocktaker 3000 I'm tuning some chicks

by Nico36 November 8, 2010

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

cockwater

water (or any other liquid) which drips off a freshly showered man's genitals onto the exposed feet (or forehead) of an unsuspecting person getting dressed in the gym locker room.

Oofa dude, that naked guy just totally invaded my personal space; after he came back from the shower, he stood right next to me, while talking with his hands and anointing me with his cockwater and Gawd knows what else. What ever happened to just doing a quick gym rinse?

by Freakette Kitchen February 17, 2010

cockatarian

one whos diet consists of only cock

that slutty chick is a serious cockatarian

by ianoehla January 26, 2009

cockster

A person, usually a male, who has cocky mannerisms.

Please dump John - he is such a cockster! Can't stand why you are still hanging onto this loser.

by jumpie September 1, 2009