cockold

married man with a sexually unfaithful wife

The cockold husband watched as his wife fucked another man.

by Bayley December 7, 2007

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

Cockleberry Finn

The pornographic rendition of best selling novel "Huckleberry Finn"

Anthony: Hey brad, what did you read in Mr. Smith's class today!

Brad: Mr. Smith pulled out one of his child hood favourites, Cockleberry Finn.
All the pages were stuck together though...

by Stroner<3IU June 9, 2016

Cocklette

A tiny tampon-sized penis.

That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!

by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013

cockle snap

A phrase designed to express anger in a moment where other words will just not do.

B: Dude, I banged your sister last night. On your bed.

E: COCKLE SNAP!

by John Elmo June 20, 2006

Cocksole

To provide comfort to someone at a time of sadness, with your cock.

Did you hear that Kassies husband died? Man I Would definitely cocksole her if I got a chance.

by Titan112 November 27, 2016

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019