by nonanasnas August 26, 2021
You're a half-cocked vagina monster.
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009
Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock”
by vrmxlice June 12, 2020
Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012
Chilean Monster Cock or more popularly known as hashtag #CMC, is an acronym affectionately used to describe the very impressive size and length of Chilean-American actor Pedro Pascal's girthy penis. It is now commonly used throughout many Pedro Pascal Facebook groups, but it popularity height was reached thru Facebook group *Pedro Pascal's Chilean Mistress Society*
by Black Velveteen April 06, 2021
it’s simply the truth. he has the most humongous cock that everything around him shakes as he walks bc his cock is basically getting dragged on the floor. it’s so big. please slap me with it im begging you.
nctzen 1: have you seen taeil’s bbl update? like mmm good gosh darn it he can get it anytime.
nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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by nctfairie October 01, 2020
by Devin Danescu August 06, 2003