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by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009
Get the Half-Cocked Vagina Monstermug. A star that has a massive penis
by vrmxlice June 11, 2020
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M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012
Get the Jesus monster cockmug. Chilean Monster Cock or more popularly known as hashtag #CMC, is an acronym affectionately used to describe the very impressive size and length of Chilean-American actor Pedro Pascal's girthy penis. It is now commonly used throughout many Pedro Pascal Facebook groups, but it popularity height was reached thru Facebook group *Pedro Pascal's Chilean Mistress Society*
by Black Velveteen April 6, 2021
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nctzen 1: have you seen taeil’s bbl update? like mmm good gosh darn it he can get it anytime.
nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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nctzen 2: nctzen 1 please stop being so white. you don’t to gaze at taeil’s monster cock monster lovingly as you think about life and why your gf left you.
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by nctfairie October 1, 2020
Get the taeil’s monster cockmug. by Devin Danescu August 5, 2003
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