Coathanger

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

Poor man's cocaine

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023

cocaine fingernail

One fingernail, usually the pinky, allowed to grow long and used to snort cocaine out of.

You can tell he hasn't cleaned up, he's still got a cocaine fingernail.

by VengefulTikiGod February 7, 2007

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

An interjection. Originated from a famous skit in Dave Chappelle's "Chappelle's Show". The skit would portray Rick James, usually high on cocaine, preforming doing crazy and stupid things, such as smacking Charlie Murphy in the face. Rick James would frequently explain away his actions by saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug".

From "Chappelle's Show":

Rick James: "Why you hit me like that Charlie Murphy?!?!"

Charlie Murphy: "Cause you hit me, man!!"

Rick: "That was weeks ago, motherfucker!!"

Charlie: "NO!! It was tonight!!"

Rick: "What? I..I hit you tonight..."

Charlie(voice over): I could see that he had no idea, he had really forgot."

Rick (Being interveiwed): "Cocaine is a hell of drug."

Example #2

Dude 1: "Dude you are so retarted."

Dude 2: "Hey now, cocaine is a hell of a drug."

Example #3

Dude 1: "What's up dude?

Dude 2: "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!"

Example #4

Dude 1: "He's in rehab now.'

Dude 2: "Yeah, cocaine is a hell of a drug."

by TomM08 November 7, 2005

cocaine

Celebrities secret to losing weight.

friend: "How did Demi Lovato lose all of that weight?"
Me: "cocaine."
friend: "Oh, makes sense."

by Dubiks November 17, 2018

coat the bowl

Explosive diarhea usually combined with powerful farts that result in a shit-splattered toilet bowl.

I didn't want to, but I had the shits so bad I knew it was unavoidable to coat the bowl.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

Quack Cocaine

A duck's favorite drug

Guy 1: Whats a duck's favorite drug?
Guy 2: Quack Cocaine!

by EgoKiller April 27, 2010