Pet Coal

Cousin to the Pet Rock

Trixie thought she had been good all year and asked Santa Claus to bring her a puppy for Christmas, but when she woke up Christmas morning and looked in her stocking, all she found was a lump of coal, which she later named Pepper and he became her Pet Coal. She marketed the idea and made a million dollars the following year.

by NonnaK December 24, 2010

bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings

What people really are.

Some people believe that all people are soft and sweet and gooey inside but people are really bastard coated bastards with bastard fillings. - Doctor Cox

by wichita December 2, 2007

coaches don’t play

It’s a way of saying “I help people with relationships but I’m not in a relationship.”

You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.

by Rachel Barry August 23, 2019

burn the coal pay the toll

when a white girl has a kid with a black man and the black guy leaves her a single mother

omg tyrone left maddie a single mother!

burn the coal pay the toll 🤷 ♂️

by idometh August 6, 2023

Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.

"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

by some anime pfp May 5, 2023

Coaster Sweat

Coaster Sweat is the greatest bedwars player ever. He was formed from oblivion when Slysic created the universe, and Slysic gave infinite power to Coaster Sweat. He holds the record for the fastest block in, has never lost a game, died, or been hit. He is simply the best, and the answer to everything. Coaster. Everyone loves Coaster. (You should sub to Coastqr on YT) Coaster Sweat is the best

Guy 1: OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO I'M FAILING LIFE
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who is the best bedwars player
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who has the fastest block in
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: WTF....
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thanks

by SlySimp August 30, 2021

Hitler's Coat Rack

A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.

~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."

~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"

~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."

by cookiemonsterftw September 9, 2011