caulkenbal

A fictional country club created by Noyabble and the their server. Originally appeared in the “Normal Guy Discussion” channel on the discord server. Many have said to love this country club.

Normal Guy 1: Hey bro! Let's go golfing.
Normal Guy 2: Sure! Should I bring Sharon and the kids to Caulkenbal?
Normal Guy 1: Sure.

by Darquesse_ August 12, 2022

caulk

a term used to subliminally signify a dick when making a prank call.

Hello sir, does this store supply caulk?

Does the caulk come in different colors?

by rick james bitch February 27, 2004

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

caulk

The process of pulling out and ejaculating on the woman's inner-thighs, tying them together, and leaving her to stick and dry in the bathtub for 4-5 hours.

Her thighs were completely stuck this morning after we caulked last night.

by Cortizone April 22, 2008

culkin

White Trash, Trailer Park Trash ; polularised on the Drink Til We're Funny Podcast

Rhinestone T-Shirts are a staple of the Culkin lifestyle.

"That is SO culkin"

by Daniel Riddle April 26, 2007

bitch caulk

What comes out of a man's thingie when he has an orgasam.

After I pulled out, I shot my bitch caulk all over her face like a thug.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

caulking

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

by BingCon10 May 16, 2010