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cluster spunk

A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.
Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."

Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."

Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"
by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009
mugGet the cluster spunkmug.

Cluster Child

Noun |
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.

2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.
Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?

Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...

Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!
by anonymous v564654654 June 29, 2011
mugGet the Cluster Childmug.

beowulf cluster

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.
I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.
by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007
mugGet the beowulf clustermug.

Cluster fuckwittery

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse
You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery
by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019
mugGet the Cluster fuckwitterymug.

Cluster Cum

When three or more people having sex cum at the same time. it counts even if there are multiple groups. For example, at an orgy.
Everybody cluster cumed at the orgy last night.
by DirtyB&stardMr.B August 7, 2018
mugGet the Cluster Cummug.

covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
by Tluv777 August 31, 2020
mugGet the covid clustermug.

cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
mugGet the cluster fuckedmug.

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