Clomeister

Basically she isnt the smartest person in the world

eats rocks gifted to her on Valentine’s Day by her es teacher )is also madly in love with her earth science teacher) (May or May not have a name that starts with “W” ends with “S” and in the middle there is an “E”

Clomeister-*walks in eating rock*
Wes-I see you enjoyed my Valentine's day gift" *Wes continues to flirt*
Alec-*makes fun of people for no reason*
Sammy-"PANGEA"
Jason-"May i-"
Wes- "Go ahead"*marks Jason absent*
*Announcements*
Wes-"were gonna get right into class today so no silent reading"
Everyone-(quietly)"pls no extra earth science)
Wes-you fans of quantum physics will know that Isaac Newton did stuff"
Everyone-"..."
Louie-*cricket cricket*
Jason-*walks in to see that he missed 3 pages of notes*
Wes-"moving on!"(over energetic)"what's wrong with this picture? There's a rock layer missing!"
Alec-"Cloe ate it"
Clomeister- I only eat rocks from my wes"
Alec-"you eat more than that from him..."
Wes-*pretends to be confused*
Peter-"Wait, what is cloe eating?"
Bridget-"you don't wanna know"

by Cactusfanatic February 20, 2019

Clarmond

A unisex name. Clarmond does not have an official meaning as it is a very rare name. Clarmonds acts uniquely. They are typically joyful and can really make someone’s day. They also are especially chatty and will behave a tad bit more like the opposite sex, making themselves better at fitting into groups of opposite sex. Clarmonds are charming and delightful but has an attitude and does dumb things occasionally. They have intricate minds as well as complicated emotions. Despite that, Clarmonds speaks and take measures straightforwardly without lots of hesitation, this makes Clarmonds a truthful companion to get along and to work with.

Oh, hi Clarmond.

I heard that Clarmond just left our school and will go study abroad.

Did you know that someone has a crush on Clarmond? Should we tell?

Wow, Clarmond handled all that work in just one day? I should really work up and get better.

While bursting into tears, the girl was quickly comforted by Clarmond and her friend.

“This song from Halsey is amazing!” Said Clarmond

Clarmond meant the world to that guy

The employee of the month must belong to Clarmond after the recent success with the key client

by Akiyakaede6623 December 2, 2021

Juddy Cloompers

A horse with massive fuck off hoofs

'look at that juddy farm'
'fuck they have some big cloompers'
'JUDDY CLOOMPERS!'

by Juddy22 September 6, 2021

lork on the clorf

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.

"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"

by crack January 6, 2004

drink clorox

Clorox is a brandname for bleach. This term describes either people who are white or who think/act like they are white. (coined by rap group Public Enemy)

"Some perpetrate, they drink Clorox
Attack the Black, because I know they lack exact
The cold facts, and still they try to Xerox"

-"Don't Believe the Hype" (from the Public Enemy 1988 album "It Takes a Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back")

by psychosufi June 10, 2011

clerman

Verb: (KLu-rhmahn) To spend most of one's day in a campus bar rather than class, or the library. Any time IN class is spent either wasting away on an iphone or doodling.

Paul: Wow, did you just skip your french lab again this week?

Corey: Yah, I slept in,

Paul: looks like you pulles a clerman, AGAIN!

Corey: yea, OH SHIT!

by shaul610 February 4, 2009

clorbag

Irresponsible prankster. As seen on Teen Titans.

When Beast Boy threw the motor oil at Starfire, he was being a clorbag.

by Donkey Kong Song August 17, 2003