freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006

catastrophenalia

Tools or goods used for the survival of a major catastrophe/apocalypse.

Oh look, bobby! A combination flash light/flame thrower! This is great catastrophenalia!

by greenknight04 September 15, 2010

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004

chaitastrophe

Occurs when you spill your chai latte all over the counter at Starbucks and the extremely gay barista yells "We have a Chai disaster out front! Get a mop, Stat! It's a chaitastrophe! Hurry, people are drowning out there!", in a very annoying falsetto voice, thereby embarassing you in front of the whole coffee shop.

I spilled my chai yesterday in Starbucks. It was terrible, a real chaitastrophe.

by Taryn June 4, 2004

catastrophememe

(noun) - a sudden and widespread event where doomsayer memes overwhelm the Internet

On January 21, 2017, the Washington Post predicts a major Trump catastrophememe that will bring down Western civilization

by Tired of Nonsense December 19, 2016

catastrophe whore

One who co-opts the misfortune of others in order to draw attention to oneself.

She was being such a catastrophe whore when she claimed to want to help the disaster victims, but just kept posting professional photos of herself collecting donations.

by Snowday123 September 12, 2017