dick climber

Noun: A woman who uses her gender to move up in a male dominated corporate structure. Usually lacking in every way (including physical assets and dignity), but very good at fellatio.

The easiest way for an aspiring young lady to hit the glass ceiling is to be a dick climber. That is, start with the mail-boy, then work your way up through management to the CEO's office by using dicks like rungs on a ladder.

by Slade Hawke February 28, 2006

Fence climber

One who repeatedly climbs fences for pure enjoyment.

"Whoa Look at Kyle he's such a fence climber."

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

ladder climber

A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to begin with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.

I refuse to be a ladder climber at this soulless company. I quit.

by Waxil July 22, 2014

Social Climber

Social Climber is commonly known as an individual whom is willing to do anything to climb through social class due the existences of social mobility in every social hierarchy.

Social climber is actually a human behavior expressed in physical, mental and social.
Every social climber have insecurities issue by self objectification and self comparison.

Sense of social climber between youth and elder are different because of the environmental factor they associated influence the reason behind of each social climber behavior.

"She is such a social climber"

The Social Climber Phenomenon"

by Edris.F.M October 27, 2019

Swedish Mountain Climber

It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.

"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."

by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014

Tower Climber

A person of great strength and stamina who risks their life to climb great heights and work in conditions unimaginable to the common everyday man.

Usually very tall, handsome, and usually from the country. Men that pick this profession have a bulging james and are very skilled at everything they do in their lives.

Usually these workers tend to live out away from everyone. The more land around them the better. They enjoy hunting, fishing, and usually have a dog, many times a Labrador Retriever.

That country boy sure does like to climb! He should be a tower climber when he's older!

by Cali6884 July 26, 2010

Curtain Climber

Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.

Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!

by Grumpy Grandpa September 3, 2014