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Courtesy Clench

When someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.
Rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumbass hit my shoulder. I gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor bastard feel better.
by JOKRGUY2012 October 12, 2010
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Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.
My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.
by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011
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Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.
Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.
by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013
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Clencher Sentence

When a sentence in an essay is soo good that you end up clenching your ass cheeks together really hard because it is soo intense
Hey man, wheres Mr. Ruth? Well, he read a couple too many clencher sentences and currently he is in the hospital...
by Edox March 4, 2011
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clinchy

When a young, beautiful female's long, blonde, gorgeous hair has been tousled atop of their head. For once in their lives looking rather unattractive at the moment because of the resemblance to a bird's nest.

This word can only be used in the context of a young Jordanian man referring to a young Latvian woman's messy hair. Offense should not be taken, as in the Jordanian culture, it is a term of endearment and love.
Jordanian: "Amanda, what is wrong with your hair? It is clinchy."
Latvian: "Screw you, hamza!"
Jordanian: "Oh, but you know I love you!!"
Latvian: "Aw, thank you then!"
by LVprincess April 14, 2010
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Khaki-Clench

1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.

2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream
Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"
by RagDale February 27, 2011
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Groin clench

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can't properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.

Often referred to as a minge twinge
Example 1:

Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.

Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!

Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.
by VIPizzle April 21, 2011
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