The female version of teabag. Considering females don't have the necessary parts for a teabag, "clambag" was made in place.
The act of clambagging would be a female placing her genitals onto the face (mouth) of someone else. This term was coined and is growing popularity with Halo 2 on Xbox Live. A female gamer will squat down on top of a newly killed opponent to "clambag" him and declare her superiority.
The act of clambagging would be a female placing her genitals onto the face (mouth) of someone else. This term was coined and is growing popularity with Halo 2 on Xbox Live. A female gamer will squat down on top of a newly killed opponent to "clambag" him and declare her superiority.
Kim: I'm going to teabag that noob the next time I kill him.
Dustin: No, Kim, you'd be clambagging him.
Dustin: No, Kim, you'd be clambagging him.
by Dustin C. July 16, 2008
Get the clambag mug.One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
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Get the clemente mug.“Bro I was sleeping and smelled sum weird so I woke up to check what it was. Turns out I was ferociously pooping myself in my sleep. Literally covered my bed in rancid diarrhea. Smell had me clebglonked.
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Get the Clebglonked mug.Clement as a boy's name is pronounced KLEM-ent. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Clement is "merciful". From Clemens.
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They have mesmerizing eyes, that will have you wanting to stare into them for hours. Loyal and devoted these Men love to just spend hours focusing on you and your needs.
Clements have only one down fall they cant resist a good lolipop. They have even created a lolipop with the name Clement.
Person 1: Are we going to the Doctors today?
Person 2: Yes I hope he gives me a Clement.
"I want to hug you like a Clement"
Person 2: Yes I hope he gives me a Clement.
"I want to hug you like a Clement"
by dr.smithson December 1, 2011
Get the Clement mug.annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.
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Get the roger clemens mug.The word is derived from the combination of Clemson and embarrassing. Defined as an act performed by a Clemson team or fan of Clemson causing colossal embarrassment for Clemson.
In early June 2013, Clemson launched an investigation to catch the individual who vandalized Howard's Rock. Countless Clemson fans lashed out on Facebook and other social mediums, assuming the vandal was a fan of a rival school (SCAR or UGA). The vandal was caught and he (Micah Rogers) was reported to be a CLEMSON fan...clembarrassing.
Clemson lost the 2012 Orange Bowl by giving up an all-time record 70 points to West Virginia University. The final score, 70 - 33, represents the largest margin of victory in a BCS bowl game. West Virginia is the lowest ranked team to ever win a BCS bowl game. Prior to the game, Clemson's Head Coach, Dabo Swinney, said, "Hopefully when this thing is over, people are going to be talking about the Clemson defense." In addition to the record-setting losing score, 70–33, Clemson conceding an all-time record number of points scored in a quarter (35), half (49) and game (70) in the 109-year history of bowl games. Truly a clembarrassing performance by the team, along with a comments by Swinney, proved to be a clembarrassment!
Clemson lost the 2012 Orange Bowl by giving up an all-time record 70 points to West Virginia University. The final score, 70 - 33, represents the largest margin of victory in a BCS bowl game. West Virginia is the lowest ranked team to ever win a BCS bowl game. Prior to the game, Clemson's Head Coach, Dabo Swinney, said, "Hopefully when this thing is over, people are going to be talking about the Clemson defense." In addition to the record-setting losing score, 70–33, Clemson conceding an all-time record number of points scored in a quarter (35), half (49) and game (70) in the 109-year history of bowl games. Truly a clembarrassing performance by the team, along with a comments by Swinney, proved to be a clembarrassment!
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