Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.
The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.
Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
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a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
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Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.
That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!
by nigga May 20, 2003
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I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.
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