Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009

thot cleats

white converses

she's wearing her thot cleats today!

by brogirls October 13, 2016

boiled rugby cleat

When you look 30 or 40 years older than you actually are with wrinkles, baggy eyes etc.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat"

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

boiled rugby cleat

When someone in there 20s looky super old like in their 50s and shit.

"Damn, that nigga look like a boiled rugby cleat."

by Therealfajita March 21, 2017

throw some cleats on that bitch

What to do when a chick looks like a linebacker.

Dude, your chick is mean looking, throw some cleats on that bitch.

by Colm Meany May 16, 2007

Cleating

When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.

I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.

by JimmyDaleGilmore March 12, 2016

Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016