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urban dic cleaning

"Man, dickles has like a hundred shitty definitions. It's time for an urban dic cleaning"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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clean-shit

When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.
random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit
by stricky September 8, 2007
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Clean Up Strat

A "Clean Up Strat" is when you have an orgasm while you are in the shower, leading to an easy clean up using the water provided by the shower.
Joey and Will pulled off a clean up strat before bed last night!
by Joey Arsenault and Will Forbes January 12, 2021
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clean it up wagie

Clean it up wagie is a phrase, used by people/robots who spill oil on Walmart floors to make part time employee job's a hell.
"Oil spill detected at aisle 5, clean it up wagie."
by ygtsglck June 27, 2023
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milton cleans

A term/noun and/or Axe/POD patch for *that* clean tone developed and used by Fell Silent / TesseracT / MONUMENTS / Heart Of A Coward / Hacktivist.

Named after the British town Milton Keynes, where most of these bands are from.
"How do you get that snazzy Milton clean sound out of your Axe-Fx mate?"

or

"Fuck bands like Hacktivist who think they're MONUMENTS, fucking hacks stealing all the cool Milton cleans swag, leave it."
by djentisamyth November 9, 2012
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clear pilled

The final phase of awareness of the human condition. The peace of mind you experience when you accept that no matter what crumbles and falls around you in this world due to the corruption and degeneracy of Man, you are the master of your own mind and your soul belongs to God.

Deriving from the Matrix universe, clear pilled is the state of peace that comes with total awareness. It is the step after black pilled; black pilled is the step after red pilled; and red pilled is the step after blue pilled. Blue pilled is living in ignorance, oblivious to the fact that you are a mental slave, totally brainwashed and unaware that your thoughts are not your own. In a blue pilled state, you have strong passionate feelings about things you know nothing or very little about while blindly believing you do. You are a useful idiot, inured to the system, the product of thought control and psychological operations against you. In a red pilled state, your eyes have opened to this and you begin to see the truth of your condition and through the illusions set up to deceive you. You then embark on the journey down the rabbit hole, which ultimately leads you to the next phase of being black pilled -- the cynicism that comes with realizing that the sinister forces working against you are too great, the fall was set in motion too long ago, and there is no hope for your condition because the vast majority of the masses are far too blue pilled.

But there is.
Most people are blue pilled, some are red pilled, fewer are black pilled, and fewer still are clear pilled.
by The Gideon Lion October 21, 2019
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acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)
Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
by calihog August 3, 2009
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