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Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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Kelly Clarkson

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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Kelly Clarkson

1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012
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Clarkstown North

Hell on Earth. Filled with jappy girls, guys who juul and get 4.0s, and general shittiness all around. It's practically impossible to fit in with the amount of cliques and awful people here. The building is run-down, the academics are incredibly difficult, and we're infested with roaches and rats. Everyone here wants to get the fuck out of this toxic environment and never come back. The administration scratches their heads and wonders why the student population is steadily decreasing every year. Maybe because we don't want our children living in this real-life horror show.
RIch, douchey Jewish kid who disrespects everyone around him - "Yo, I just got into Harvard!! I'm going to get laid, hit the juul then win sections tomorrow!"
Person who is friendly, respects everyone, is intelligent, funny and attractive - "I got bullied at Clarkstown North for the entire time I was there. Luckily, I now have a beautiful wife, a mansion, and a great group of friends because I didn't act like a fucking asshole all the time."
by DepressedBoi February 4, 2018
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Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021
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clankson

clankson is guy. he is a very smart guy and an amazing person. many people see clankson as an role model. he inspires many other people in a very good way. but clankson has gone to the hospital too many time and already know the staff there very well. his favourite teacher is ms k. he likes to play roblox with his friend almost everyday.
boy 1: do u know a handsome guy
boy 2: ohh is it CLANKSON
by clankson’s no.1 fan October 14, 2021
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Clarkson Cool

adj.
1. Something that is only cool at clarkson especially males.
2. Guys who are geeky/weird at clarkson become normal/acceptable.
Girl 1: OMG he is so gross and geeky.
Girl 2: No way he is so Clarkson Cool!
by Pantamime October 30, 2008
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