Apple Cramming

a substitute for showering in the morning

"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"

by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

clamming

Needing/wanting something

Dude I'm clamming on a tab

by beaut. July 29, 2010

clemming

to talk nonsensically about utter tripe, babbling incoherently from one conversation to another.

"dale came round last night, he was clemming his arse off about the new fifa game"

by canny48 January 16, 2009

clamkin

The "female" version of the blumpkin, preforming cunnilingus
while the woman defecates.

I got a "dirty Van Dyke" from giving a hooker Clamkin.

by Derrick Serdoner October 6, 2007

Clamping

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015

Clamping

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

by Perry Burgers June 18, 2011

Clamping

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

by Jordan inc August 19, 2018