Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

clag bag/s

A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.

Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'

by QPump August 6, 2011

spider clag

The sweat around your Chocolate starfish...

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out

by IanW1981 August 16, 2017

clag

The most irritating Minecraft Bukkit plugin in existence.
Clag clears entities to minimize lag, but in doing so, often claims valuable materials.

Miner: "Clag got my fucking diamonds again!"

by TheMiner January 26, 2013

Clag

The smoke coming from the exhaust of a (typically British) diesel locomotive.

Class 37: *brrrrrrr*

Man: "Holy shit, look at that clag!"

by Desiro July 24, 2025

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 3, 2013

Eye-Clag

Playing and Raging at Battlefield until your eyes turn red.

"Dude you okay?"

"Yeah bro, just stayed up late last night getting Eye-Clag".

by SnoopyC November 2, 2011