Town Crotch

From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.

See also: town bicycle

(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"

girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"

by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009

Golden Crotch

The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!

After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!

That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.

by asddsa May 3, 2010

finger crotch

The large space between the thumb and pointer finger.

Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.

by samsmithsonion April 11, 2015

Crotch Vinegar

A dirty undercarriage on. A man or woman that has taken on some sort of vinegar like smell to it.

What is that smell? Grace hasn't showered in 2 days ...she got some crotch vinegar brewing.

by Finbag March 12, 2017

Crotch Novel

A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012

Crotch Wrap Supreme

n: The collection of food that gathers in your crotch from trying to eat Taco Bell while driving.

My pants are ruined and I'm still hungry, good thing I still have a Crotch Wrap Supreme.

by inCozNito August 29, 2013

Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009