funny cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana rolled up in the form of a cigarette to be smoked.

I was outback smoking those funny cigarettes

by Baby Jones July 4, 2006

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bubblegum cigarettes

really awsome bubblegum. comes in a package that looks like cigarettes and even wrapped in paper to make it look like a cigarette. if you blow on them, sugar "smoke" comes out and it looks like you're smoking. probably the best fucking thing ever next to big league chew.

bubblegum cigarettes are about as addicting as regular cigarettes

by MELISSAAAAA July 28, 2006

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Exalted Cigarettes

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes

Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!

by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010

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going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

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Menthol cigarettes

According to Dave Chappelle, the preferred type of cigarette for black people, but nobody seems to know the reason for this. According to the wikipedia article, a study in 1995 shows that 79% of black smokers prefer menthol cigarettes compared to 13% of white men or 20% of white women.

Grab me a pack of menthol cigarettes, a 40 of St. Ides, and a bucket of KFC and we'll have a good time.

by Spider Monkey66 December 9, 2008

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