chequers

Like a Butlins for Prime Ministers. Where the entertainment is raising the retirement age for lols, and kicking pictures of hippies.

The Prime Minister came back from Chequers smelling like a Gooch

by Frank Paradise September 24, 2018

cheque book racer

A person who throws large sums of money at a car to compensate for their mechanical retardation and lack of driving ability. Generally no clue as to what they are doing whilst usually making out they know everything.

So did you build that car or pay someone to do it for you like a cheque book racer?

by jjj bounce April 1, 2019

Chequevar

Chequevar is a name you won’t come across often and a person you’ll only get to meet once in a lifetime. Chequevar is a sweet guy with a great personality and a huge heart.

He is in tune with his artistic and entrepreneurial sides and is a modern-day Jack-of-all-trades. Chequevar loves to be his own boss and has great work ethic and ambition.

Who’s that guy? Oh that’s Chequevar, girl you don’t know?

by missteacherlady November 22, 2021

Chaquetta

Chaquetta is a very beautiful woman. She can be stubborn sometimes, but she is very loyal and nurturing. Chaquetta is also a very smart and inquisitive person, with an amazing personality who loves to laugh. Although sometimes very sarcastic, Chaquetta is a sweetheart. Don't get on her bad side though, she has no filter when upset.

Person A: You know a Chaquetta, how is she?
Person B: Dude yes, she's the greatest ever.
Person B. Wow, that's amazing I'd like to meet a Chaquetta.

by **-_-** November 23, 2021

Chaquetta

Chaquetta is a very smart and very beautiful woman. She is very loyal and tends to be a nurturer. A fashionista of sorts. Chaquetta enjoys laughing at corny jokes, having a good time and making others smile. She is very sarcastic and may come across as mean until after you get to know her. She will always say what's on her mind. Chaquetta tends to put those she cares about before herself. The sweetest person you will ever meet. But don't get on her bad side though, it'll all be downhill from there. Chaquetta hates the term Piggy-backing. Once you get a Chaquetta, your life will forever be changed for the better.

Person 1: Man my life isn't going so well.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that, you better get you a Chaquetta, best decision one can make, you won't regret it.

by TrueTH123 November 23, 2021

Shabby Chique

An object which is intentionally created or designed to appear antiqued or distressed, such as furniture or clothing.

That whitewashed pine table in the antique shoppe is so Shabby Chique, it just needs an old railway lamp on it, and it will be perfect!

by shab-o-chick January 6, 2018

Chequered Love

You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Touch me, do what you want to
Say no, then, I just need you
Babe, your gonna drive me insane
You are man for all seasons
You are man with no reasons, yeah
You're the man with no pain
Oh I can't let go
Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight

You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Oh I can't let go

Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight

by Death Menace April 22, 2023